Haha I actually got so worked up over something so minor. It's just the wind howling; it doesn't mean anything, ultimately (even though the Chinese say 空穴来风 but that's beside the point). But now my hands are back under my bum and that's how I'm gonna sit for... as long as it takes. And even if the wind continues its complicated howling I'm just gonna sing "LALALA" at the top of my lungs.
Hmm that imagery seems so ridiculous that I'm half-tempted to try it for real and see what that feels like.
Oh yah I found a source for Dilbert too so yeah. =)